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New Haven, CT (FP) – At the ripe old age of three years, the site design at PittmanPhoto.com has been replaced with a younger, more flexible, whippersnapper of a website. Mike Pittman, CSP (chief sole proprietor) of Pittman Photography said in press-conference this evening: “The site hasn’t been performing as well as we had expected. In our November 16, 2006 press release, we indicated an expectation of hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of unique visitors from across the globe. Unfortunately, that (expletive) just didn’t pan out.”
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